The Tortoise and Your Healthcare (final chapter)

Now the doctor tells me that it’s just a pill it will be the easiest thing I’ve done, but it will make me nauseous and I cannot be around anyone for three days. I go to the basement of the cancer center they take me in there are 5 doctors waiting on me. Then a dude walks in, in one of those back to the future radiation suits they wore in the beginning. He has a lil 6 pack cooler, he opens it and pulls out a dark brownish box. Opens that to a styrofoam box, opens that to another box. Then a silver thermos, then a glass tube with a little pill in it. This mug grabs the glass with a pair of tongs, and dumps it into my bare hands. I’m like hold up bruh after all that you just gonna drop it on me like that lol. Then with the pill in my hand I look up and everyone is staring at me. Felt like a fish in the tank, they are just clocking me. My first thought was to break the pill up on the table and snot it just to fuck with em. Lol but I took it regular and then ol boy runs me over with a one of those boxes that reads for radiation. This shit goes off like an alarm and he says “ok you’re good” I’m who good? That don’t sound good? I go to the front to set a follow up this bitch says you jus had the pill right? I say yeah she throws her hands up backs away and says “we’ll call you” I spent the next three days trapped in a room. I could come in contact with anyone. Which for the most part was cool, but I’m extremely close with my daughter. Not being able to hug that little shit bothered me to know end! When I was finally cleared to come out I hugged her for a good 20 minuets straight. To a point she was like um dad let go lol! Now from here on nothing that interesting happened. I got the surgery to reconnect my pooper a year to the day all this started 05/25/16. I finally took a normal shit and lemme tell you IT WAS GLORIOUS!!! If you stayed with me throughout these long ass segments congrats! I hope it made you laugh, but more than that I want you to walk away with one other thing. And that thing is “hope” as corny as it sounds that word/idea can really do wonders. I know of people who only went through a third of what I did and didn’t make it to the other side. I don’t take that for granted, whenever I really start bitching and moaning about little things as we all do I look at my tattoo I got to remind me. It’s a small semicolon and the date I went into the hosiery 5/25/15. The semicolon reminds me they took 3/4 of mine out so I’m left with a semicolon lol. But I look at that and remember things can always be worse. If you have someone going through rough times or if you are just read this and know I am with you! In the words of 2Pac through every dark night theres a bright day after, so no matter how hard it gets stick ya chest out keep ya head up and handle it! Much love P…