The Nuclear Option

Sometimes the messenger can be almost as important as the message itself. When we first fired SSM back up, the first question everyone asked was “Where is Eddie Allen”? So much so that I had to quickly address it. That wasn’t enough for some people and they went looking. That search was indirectly responsible for …

Kanye Twitty

I’m quite proud of myself for building a Trump style wall around pop culture that has been standing for almost two decades now. I don’t know shit about current pop culture as it pertains to television, because I don’t watch it. When I see a red carpet and assholes walking around on it, I almost …

Outsider

People always ask me where it is that I go when I disappear for seven or eight months at a time. It’s not a house in the Hamptons. I’m not off saving Africa from poverty and disease. I’m still right here. I’m just unplugged from the rest of the world and keeping to myself. I …

Hair Trigger

A long time ago on a beach far far away there was an invasion that we were all taught about in school as kids that was the most heroic of events that led to the eventual defeat of Hitler and his band of racist men. You’ve seen it recreated in movies, video games, and every …